Friday, November 2, 2018

Maggie

Maggie



Friday November 2, 2018

We have been home almost a week now, I am usually so busy when we return from a road trip that I procrastinate wrapping up the travel blog I been writing at night to occupy my mind. I have been having sleepless nights as I struggle with a terrible foreboding.

Towards the tail end of our trip we noticed Maggie just wasn’t herself. Fearing she got Valley Fever (A respiratory disease of the desert southwest) we made an appointment with our vet as soon as we got home. They checked her out, ran a few tests and then told us we need to take her to a Specialties hospital in Charleston, right now! She is retaining fluid that is putting pressure on her heart and lungs.

We drove straight to Charleston and admitted Maggie into their emergency department. More testing, more evaluations, much guessing, and the result being we had to leave her there for more testing the next day.

Maggie was in Charleston for the longest two nights of our lives. The doctors called every day but have not been able to learn the cause of her problem. Thursday morning we decided to drive down and get her. If she was going to die we wanted her to be in our arms and not alone in a hospital two hours drive away.

On the drive down, the doctor called and suggested we come and get her. They don’t know what to do pending some lab tests that had to be sent to a specialist. It may take several days to get the results and she didn’t see any sense in keeping Maggie in the hospital all weekend.

We’re home now, Maggie is resting but fitfully, it’s like she can’t stay in one position for too long. She did eat a little when we got home. She’s had fluid removed from her chest cavity several times in the last few days and we’re researching the local 24 hour hospital to see if we can take her there if starts having respiratory difficulty, as we fear the fluid will return.

So we’re trying to keep her comfortable until the test results come in and hopefully they will tell us something definitive. She’s still a very sick little girl






A beeline for home

Fridays drive: Foss Oklahoma to Tupelo Mississippi. 662 miles

Friday October 25 2018

We continued our journey home with another long drive on interstate 40. FlyingJ travel centered spaced out every 300+/- miles made fuel stops very convenient for us. Despite 40 being a major east/west truck route traffic flowed smoothly until we neared the Mississippi River.

About fifty miles west of Memphis everything just stopped. We inched forward for a very long time, with no indication of what the problem was. There was no construction, no lane closures, no emergency vehicles, just a long line of traffic barely moving.

Slowly traffic began to move and soon we were back up to speed but now traffic was all bunched up. Running turnpike speeds in bumper to bumper traffic is stressful but we had to stay on I-40 to cross the Mississippi river at Memphis. Stopping for the night in Arkansas was not an option; all the area campgrounds are on the Tennessee/Mississippi side of the river.

By the time we got to Memphis the sun had set. Memphis is a major shipping hub with truck traffic 24/7, there’s Friday night traffic, all the campgrounds are off the highway somewhere and Memphis is a high crime area. I decided to stay on the highway and drive on to Tupelo some 115 miles down the road.

It was an easy run, my only concern was deer running into the road and that never happened. At Tupelo we again assessed our situation and decided to check out the local Wal-Mart as an overnight stop. There were already several RV’s and about 8 trucks lined up in the back of the parking lot. We joined them and had a very restful night there.

Our journey today was totaled 662 miles.

Saturdays drive: Tupelo Mississippi to A H Stephens St Pk in Georgia. 373 miles


Saturday October 26 2018

We moved from Tupelo Mississippi to A H Stephens State Park in Crawford Georgia today. It was an easy run, there was the normal congestion thru Atlanta but traffic flowed without stopping.

Notable in today’s journey, we left I-40 in Tennessee and have been traveling on 78 and I-22. From Tupelo Mississippi to Birmingham Alabama is one of the nicest roads in America. Thru rolling hills in northern Alabama, the highway department has manicured the landscape back for a hundred yards on each side of the roadway. It is a most pleasant driving experience.

I-22 in Alabama

Nearing Birmingham GPS Aimee and I had another of our infamous disagreements. I have no idea what route she was trying to take us on, but I knew the way to the Flying J travel center and then on thru the city. We kissed and made up on the other side when we both agreed to drive on I-20.

A long time ago


Birmingham always brings back memories for me. A long time ago I was training at Jungle school in nearby Anniston and was volunteered for funeral detail on weekends. On one Saturday we drove to Birmingham to a southern black church for the funeral of a young soldier who was KIA in Vietnam. That was quite the cultural experience for this white boy from suburban Newark Delaware.

Our camping neighbors at A H Stephens State Park


We reached our planned destination for the night at A H Stephens State Park about 50 miles east of Atlanta. (Stephens was the last vice president of the confederacy) The park was having a Halloween themed weekend and was full of local campers. The park employees found us a spot for the night in the equestrian section of the park. It was a newly constructed camp host site behind the horse stables. It was a little muddy getting to the site, we didn’t care, the horses didn’t seem to mind the intrusion, it was a very quiet and dark night.

We covered 373 miles on Saturday.

General outline of our trip


Sunday October 27 2018

Last day on the road, we can almost smell the ocean. We know the way home by heart, well most of us do, GPS Aimee had weird ideas about getting thru Florence. The fastest way home from west of Florence is to take I-95 north to exit 181A Hwy 38 to 501. There is one traffic signal as soon as you get off 95 and then it is smooth sailing at mostly 60 mph until you get to Aynor.

After nearly two months on the road we arrived home early in the afternoon. It’s good to be home.

I don’t really know what our total mileage was for the trip; I would guess it was about 5000 miles. We spent $3240.22 on fuel, most of that in the motorhome, maybe a couple hundred for the truck we tow. Our lodging costs where significantly less at $787.86., this is because we spent many nights at no direct cost to us. We camped 17 nights at Thousand Trails parks which are free to us as members. We also had two visits to Kamp Kolman totaling 10 days. (Kamp Kolman is Dave and RaeAnne’s driveway) We spent one night in a Wal-Mart parking lot which was also free.






Thursday, October 25, 2018

Heading home

Los Alamos to Ross Oklahoma (472 miles)

Wednesday, October 24, 2018

Millie and I finished up the projects we’ve been working on at the Kolman house. We’ve put everything in place in the motorhome and tomorrow morning we head for home. As of now, we are canceling our side trip to Magnolia in Waco Texas. It will take us four days to go straight home and we would like to get there as quick as possible in case pain flairs back up in the infected tooth. The grandkids are disappointed, they wanted us to stay for the town Halloween festivities this weekend, but they’ll get over it.

Thursday October 25 20218

Goodbyes were said and we were on the road by about 8:45 this morning.  It was foggy until we got down off the mountain, but its slow going down the curvy mountain road anyhow. Once we got on I-40 it was a 70 mph day that helped us rack up a total of 472 miles for the day.

Tooth update: So far so good, Ibuprofen and antibiotics keeping the pain at bay. Records from Los Alamos dentist sent to my two dentists at home.

Truck update: We’re still running the REMCO transmission lubrication system but it is still causing a lot of anxiety. The pump allows us to tow the automatic transmission equipped pickup and it is still acting up. So far it’s still running but we randomly get pressure warnings in the motorhome control panel. When I go back and check it, everything is running fine. We have a back up plan if needed, I can remove the driveshaft and tow it without using the pump if need be.

That’s all for now, I will wrap this trip log up when we get back to Myrtle Beach.

Heading home



My very short experience with drugs


Sunday October 21 2018

The family drove back down the hill and to Santee Fe for lunch at Wecks and then Lowes for some project supplies. Wecks is a local Tex/Mex franchise, open for breakfast and lunch only and well worth a visit.

I haven’t mentioned this before but I’ve been suffering with a tooth problem almost this whole trip. It’s been strange because it comes and goes, at first I thought I was just grinding my teeth at night and started wearing my mouth guard. The discomfort was always there but the intensity of pain increased when we got to the high altitudes in Yosemite. It settled down in Las Vegas but returned with a vengeance when we went back up in altitude in New Mexico.

I take pride in never taking Opiod painkillers; I had a whole collection of them from various surgeries, but never took any. About a year ago I flushed enough of them down the drain to make a drug dealer cry. I kept the newest script and locked it in the motorhome in case of an emergency.

By Sunday evening the pain was very intense. I tried going to sleep but gave up around one AM and got out of bed so as to let Millie get some sleep. By 3AM I said OK this is an emergency and I took the OxyCodone. It never relieved the pain but it did knock me out for a while.

By morning I thought I was going to die, literally. Millie took me first to an urgent care facility where the doctor determined I was not going to die but probably had an abscess tooth and should probably see a dentist. Lucky for us there are a lot of dentists in Los Alamos and the urgent care doctor recommended tooth slayer said bring him right over and we’ll fit him in. 



X-raying was all the testing they needed to see the infected tooth. He explained that the pain was caused by gas escaping from the tooth into the surrounding tissue. This may explain why the pain intensity changed as we increased or decreased atmospheric pressure as we went up and down in elevation.  

Because the tooth in question is an anchor for a bridge and there is also external decay under the bridge it is going to be a complicated (and expensive) repair. It was mutually decided that treatment would be delayed until I got home to my regular dentists. He did give me prednisone which I took for one day to reduce the inflammation around the tooth and an Anti-biotic to start the healing process.

Within hours the pain was almost gone but I still felt worst than I can remember from the narcotics. All I wanted to do was go to sleep, which I did until four in the afternoon. I really didn’t return to normal until sleeping through the night and getting up Tuesday.

For those of you that must use opiod’s for some legitimate medical reason, you have my deepest sympathy, for those of you who use them for some misguided recreation; I strongly suggest you find the intestinal fortitude to quit. That is not what life is supposed to be like.

Las Vegas to Los Alamos

Las Vegas Nevada to Sky City New Mexico (515 miles)

Friday October 19 2018

As usual on departure day we woke up early, six happened to be the exact time this AM. No point in laying there waiting for seven so we started early. We had enough fuel that we didn’t have to stop until we got to the Flying J Travel stop in Kingsman Arizona. Crossing the state line saved us a few cents per gallon and flying J’s have dedicated RV fuel islands and parking for lunch and dog walking.

From Kingsman we stayed on I-40 all day and all the way to the Sky City Casino. We’ve stayed here before at their adjacent campground which has easy in and out pull thru sites for quick overnight stops. Sky City is about 50 miles west of Albuquerque New Mexico, our drive from Las Vegas to here today’s drive was 515 miles.

152 miles


Saturday morning, after a quick stop at the next flyingJ along the route we departed I-40 and took I-25 north thru Albuquerque. Santee Fe is the next city along the way to Los Alamos. We took the relief route around Santee fe and then 285 north to injun country. If you know what you’re looking for you can see Los Alamos over on the mesas on the far mountains. To get there you have to drive about twice that distance as you make your way thru the mountains.

Los Alamos New Mexico


A lot of this part of the route is on Indian reservations. Driving posted speeds is highly recommended. They always designate a stretch of road as a safety Zone. Violations in the zone are doubled and Indian police give no warnings to the paleface.

Paleface go that way!


Soon we were climbing the last mountain to Los Alamos. We disconnect the truck at the bottom and Millie drives it, it’s easier on the motorhome climbing to the 7000 foot elevation. We have to unhook it in town anyhow so I can back into Kamp Kolman. That’s RaeAnne and Dave’s driveway. Todays driving distance was 152 miles.

Sunday, October 21, 2018

SOAR


The week of  October 14 2018



You may remember our campground the last time we were here was not in the most desirable neighborhood. That RV park had a 6 foot security wall with coiled razor wire strung along the top. Despite the alarming border defense, we felt very secure inside, what with the squad of ladies who paroled the sidewalk out front! Seriously, the only good thing about the place was it is part of our campground membership and we stayed there for free.



This year I rectified that situation by booking at the nicest RV Park in Las Vegas As a bonus, it is just four miles from the Orleans Hotel where the reunion is held. On Monday we drove over and picked up our registration credentials. While we were there we spoke with some of the early birds to the reunion. 



The next several days Millie stayed at the campground while I attended the reunion activities.  Millie was welcome to come along, but she wanted me to be with my friends without distraction. Besides, she had a sewing project for the grandsons that was promised to be delivered on our return trip thru Los Alamos. Yes, Millie has a sewing machine in the motorhome, she also has another one she leaves at her daughters, and two or three more at home in Myrtle Beach.  

Orleans Hotel/Casino in Las Vegas


The reunion is mostly a guy thing, a hospitality room (bar), a symposium on the aviation assets that flew for SOG, an MIA/POW update, stuff like that. I also attended a memorial for the 16 KIA who perished in an attack on Forward Operating Base 4 on August 16 1968.

War reporter and author Joe Galloway was guest speaker at the aviation symposium. Mr Galloway coined the term "Gods own lunatics" in reference to Army aviators.


On Wednesday evening I worked the security desk at the hospitality room, which was much more interesting than I thought it would be. I had almost a constant stream of folks stopping to chat including the president of the SOA and a retired general. 

Gregg Allton's M Town Show


During the week I took Millie out to eat as often as she wanted and we saw a Mo Town show on Tuesday night. And what Las Vegas trip would be complete without visiting some local thrift shops!

Larry, Millie with SOA Secretary (and also our friend) Duffy Jensen


Thursday night’s banquet brought the reunion to a close, Afterwards Millie and I cruised Las Vegas Blvd to take in the sights under the sparkle of millions of lights. Just like ocean blvd in Myrtle Beach there was a long line of vehicles in the makeshift parade.

Special Operations Association Banquet

Las Vegas Blvd


One last story about the reunion. This year there was an interesting program in conjunction with the other activities. The families of the KIA on FOB4 never knew any details of their loved ones demise. The operations of MACVSOG (Google it) were Top Secret for 30 years after the war ended. Because this past August was the 50 year anniversary of that tragic day the SOA invited the family members of the fallen to SOAR. Sixty two family members accepted the invitation. At the memorial service they heard details of that fateful morning in 1968, for many of them it was for the first time. At the banquet every family member received an SOA (Special Operations Association) challenge coin and each family was presented with a plaque honoring the sacrifice made by their loved ones.


Monday, October 15, 2018

Death Valley to Las Vegas

Lone Pine to Las Vegas

Death Valley to Las Vegas

We departed Lone Pine first thing the next morning; we actually got away at 8:30 AM, a half hour earlier than our normal 9 AM. We really didn’t know what to expect on our drive thru Death Valley National Park other than it was over 200 miles to Las Vegas and it would be about 100 degrees in the lower elevations. 



Neither of us was too keen on hiking in the desert, so we had already decided this was going to be a drive by tour. All of the feature stops require some walking to a view point and we’re thinking, it’s a desert, we can see all we want from the big window in the bus as we cruised along.

17 miles of continuous downhill

One thing we didn’t expect was another mountain pass; this summit was over 5000 feet in elevation. The real surprise was the decline on the other side of the mountain, seventeen miles of 4 and 6 degree downhill. The downward road angle was continuous with no leveling out or short uphill ridges. After the first few miles there were very few curves, it was a straight shot down the road to the valley floor. 

Death Valley


The terrain changed several times as we descended to the lowest level of the United States. Statistically -282 feet, the lowest level we experienced was -190 feet. Ironically just 84 miles from here is the highest point in the lower 48. Mount Whitney is 14505 feet above sea level.

Soon we were set up in the Las Vegas RV Resort, the next day Sunday, our new voltage convertor arrived and I quickly installed it. Tomorrow we register for the reunion at the Orleans casina/hotel.


Leaving Yosemite






On Thursday night we woke up to beeping at 4 AM. It quickly became evident that our house batteries had discharged. All RV’s have a kind of battery charger called a voltage convertor. Ours had gone belly up, probably a couple days ago. It then took a day or two to discharge the two batteries.


I connected the automotive battery charger that I keep in the motorhome to the house battery bank. It put enough current into the system to stop the beeping from all the voltage starved devices, I then sat up in the wee hours for about an hour to give the system a charge before I turned the furnace and refrigerator back online. Finally at about 6 AM I lay back down and went back to sleep for about an hour.

At our normal 7 AM we rolled out of bed, I told Millie that we were leaving the mountains this morning, but she already knew that. I didn’t want to spend another cold night here with our temporary fix to the 12 volt system. We had no cell service, no internet, no RV parts available within a hundred miles or more.

Groveland to Lone Pine
 I decided the best course of action would be to continue with our original plan of leaving Yosemite thru the Tioga Pass and heading toward Las Vegas. The days plan called for a 250 mile ride, half that driving thru the park and the other half driving down Hwy 395.

On Hwy 120 thru Yosemite
The park portion was a windy two lane road thru evergreen forest covered rock mountain. We didn’t really know what to expect on the southern road, but were pleasantly surprised by the scenic valley route between two large mountain ranges.

Boulder Creek RV Resort in Lone Pine California
About mid afternoon we arrived at Boulder Creek RV Resort in Lone Pine California. After setting up for the night I ordered the needed voltage convertor and had it sent to our Las Vegas destination. I also called the Oasis Las Vegas RV Resort and made sure it was OK for us to arrive a day early.

View of the Sierra Nevada mountains from Boulder Creek RV Park

I spent the rest of the evening working on the blog. I gave the long rambling manuscript I had written at Yosemite a quick proofread. I decided to post it without pictures and called it “Much ado about nothing”.


Yosemite National Park

El Capitan, probably the most well known of Yosemite's mountains

Yosemite National Park

Three quarter of a million acres, let me tell you, that’s a lot of rocks and pine trees.  All that wilderness and the majority of the 4-5 million visitors who come to Yosemite each year go to one area, the Yosemite Valley.

Hwy 120 heading east towards Tioga Pass

The valley is home to all the big picture photo spots, The soaring cliffs of El Capitan and Half Dome, the towering bridalveil falls, the visitors center with its museum, movies, restaurants, parking lots and walking trails to all the afore mentioned amenities. 

Millie under the dead stump of an ancient Sequoia tree


That leaves 95% of the park as largely untouched wilderness and me envious of the young adventure minded youth who walk in the footsteps of photographer Ansel Adam, naturalist John Muir, or even president Teddy Roosevelt who toured the land with Muir in 1903.

The mountain Half Dome is covered by my fat head

I must confess that Millie and I joined the throngs of tourists who drove or were bused into the valley; we took the obligatory pictures in front of the notable land marks and then got in our truck and drove out. The next day however, we did visit one of the Giant Sequoia groves which required some mountaineering. Visiting the Tuolumne Grove requires a one mile hike with a drop in elevation of 500 foot. It sure seemed like a lot more than that, especially on the climb back up. 

Treking thru the Sequoia grove


On another day we back tracked out of the park to a town we passed through on our arrival. Groveland is about 20 miles west of the park entrance and seemed like an interesting settlement when we passed thru. On our return it wasn’t all that much to see or do, we did have a nice meal at a local restaurant and believe it or not, Millie found a thrift shop!

Downtown Groveland California

Saturday, October 13, 2018

Much ado about nothing


Saturday October 13 2018

Well, we’re back in civilization; we have cell service this must be civilization, right?

Monday October 8 2018

My last post was quickly thrown together because I wanted to get it on the air before we left Palm Springs. There will be no cell or data service when we get to the campground at Yosemite; this scrawl will sit in the computer until we get back to civilization.

We continued our drive up Hwy 99 today for a little over 100 miles to the town of Ripon. This whole day’s driving was through landscape filled with grape arbors or almond trees as far as you could see. We saw a lot of signs along the way with messages pleading the case that farming is not wasting water. Apparently, and this wouldn’t surprise me in California, there’s a movement to limit water resources to these large corporate farms.

After refueling at the Flying J travel center we turned east on Hwy 120. This road was also lined with nut trees or grapes all the way to the mountains. The last 40 miles or so was mostly winding and uphill. The rolling hills gave way to mountains, although scared by recent wildfires it was still very picturesque and a welcome change from the hundreds of miles of dusty flat land. BTW, it has been our observation that everything on the sides of most all the roads in the interior of California are dull and dusty. I guess they don’t get enough rain to clean anything off or grow anything green naturally. We would take this road all the way to our campground located just outside the Yosemite park entrance. The motorhome did very well navigating the curves and switchbacks in the road. It was able to maintain speed as well as could be expected pulling the full sized Dodge truck. At about 3000 feet we went through a small village with enough straight road that I was able to look down and check some gauges, engine water temperature was 182 degrees and transmission fluid temperature was 190 degrees. Engine operating temperature at sea level is usually around 190 and transmission is 174 degrees. So far so good, but if the Tioga road is not closed due to snow when we leave we will be climbing to almost 11,000 feet.

Our campground is another Thousand Trails park, well half of it is, the other half is open to the public. TT was bought by a large corporation and this is one of their business decisions I guess. The camper sites themselves are typical TT, more rustic campground than luxury RV Resort. The Lodge is beautiful, soaring ceilings, huge wooden beams, a stone fireplace, plus all the normal amenities, TV, games, library, comfortable furniture, etc. The only improvement they could do is install high speed internet. Like most TT parks we were able to pick our site from those that are empty. We picked a site in direct sunlight, we’re in the mountains and there’s a chill in the air. Update: outside temp dropped to 40 last night.

We are still plagued with problems concerning towing the truck. As you may remember I had to use the old mechanics trick, hit it with a hammer handle to get it running on the morning of our departure from Myrtle Beach. Any time it sits for several days I have to resort to the hammer to get it running. When we left Palm Springs, while I was doing the hammer tap when the transmission fluid pressure switch which is mounted nearby started smoking. I bypassed the switch to get the pump running but now we have no warning if the pump fails and we have no confidence in the pump! There’s a chance that the switch was the problem all along, we’ll find out, I’m having a pressure switch sent to Las Vegas, it will be there when we get there, until then we are living dangerously.

I know my posts have been somewhat negative in regards to Palm Springs. I must clarify my myself because we did enjoy our time there, albeit mostly because we are happy wherever we are. The Coachella Valley is an escape destination for well-to-do Californians from the cold damp coast. They’ve come in droves to the new walled and gated golf resort communities. There’s nothing wrong with that, the thing with the valley is; anywhere they’re not watering the landscaping, it is wind swept desert. There just isn’t much else there.

The highlight of the valley was the cable car to the top of Mount San Jacinto. We enjoyed everything about it, the ride, the hiking, incredible views and even the cafeteria food! Touring old Palm Springs and seeing where the legends of Hollywood had homes and partied in the many restaurants and lounges was mildly interesting. Neither of us is star struck, so we didn’t get all goo glee eyed over it.

Millie is always on the lookout for upscale thrift stores and she hit the jackpot in the valley. There is a chain of local stores called Angelview here; their charity is severely crippled children and adults.  They were very nice stores so we stopped in most everyone we passed so Millie could bargain hunt. I mostly look at DVD movies and audio books. We keep a supply of them in the motorhome for those times that we have no internet or to a lesser degree over the air TV.

The is another thrift store in Palm Springs that Millie saw advertised with at least two stores. My brain is trying to blot out the whole experience but I think the stores are called revival. Anyhow, we happened to pass one and stopped in for a look. It was very nice with a lot of decorator things and fine furniture. Looking back later on this visit I don’t remember there being any female workers. You’ll see why this is significant in a minute.

Millie had picked up some small item, I don’t remember what it was, but it necessitated us standing in the check out line. The Clerk was having an extended conversation with the man in front of us and listening to the pitch of his voice I deducted he was of the gay persuasion.

Now, this blog is not the place to discuss lifestyle choices, especially here in California were there are a lot of very seriously confused people. I would cut this off here but my thrift store script is not over yet.

As I’ve admitted in a recent post, I’m not keenly observant of my surroundings, unless it’s something I’m interested in or I sense danger. The uneasy feeling I had in the first Revival store had evaporated when we came upon another one and we just pulled right in the parking lot.

This time almost as soon as I walked in I noticed there were no women employees. As I made my way to the DVD section every man I passed gave me a once over look and made eye contact. All of a sudden it clicked, this is gay store.

I quickly found my way back to Millie. She asked me if I found the DVD’s. I told her I wouldn’t be bending over looking at any DVD’s. Quizzically, she asked, “What?” I told her I was in trouble, the place was full of gay men and they were all looking at me.

I don’t even know how it works, is there a signal you’re supposed to return, wink for I’m gay or a node for, you’re cool dude but I’m straight. Maybe it’s like the Mason’s with a secret handshake?

Meanwhile, I’m sticking to Millie like glue, if she took a step, I took one too.  I wanted everyone to know we were a couple. After a minute or two of my paranoid behavior, Millie said we’d better leave before you have a panic attack!

Now I know why most stores that wives drag their husband’s too always have the men’s benches close to the door!

Changing the subject; from my desk in the motorhome I can gaze across the white plastic fence from the TT member’s area to the part of the campground open to the public. I have no idea why they are keeping us apart. Maybe it’s because we tend to stay awhile and over the fence they are transients. Yes, while we’re lounging around the campfire in our Camper World collapsible furniture singing Kum Ba Yah, the transients barely stay long enough to smell the stand of stately pines they are parked under.

Largely empty during the day, the transient side starts to fill about an hour or so before dusk. By ones and twos they filter in, mostly small privately owned class C motorhomes or travel trailers. Right about dusk the caravans rush in, usually in groups of two or three. They’re easy to spot, the rental class C’s all are adorned with full body vinyl graphics. They usually have a large scale scene of some popular tourist destination with happy families posed in the foreground, much like the pictures we all take home. Of course along with “See America the beautiful” every side has some advertising for the rental company.

In these days of social correctness, I know my script on these caravans will never play in Peoria, but what the heck; I’ve already made fun of my “gay” experience. I guess Mr. Google, whoever he/she/it is, could throw my blog off their slice of the internet. I might be forced to take the blog over to the deeply mysterious “Dark Web” whatever that is.

By now you’re probably thinking, poor guys only been off the communications grid for three days and he’s turning into Jack Nicholson’s character in the Shining. I’m not quite there yet, but without the quality news feed from Facebook (You do know that’s a joke, right???) I have to turn to my surroundings for inspiration. So poor caravaners, you are my subject this morning.

The rolling advertisements stop briefly at the office and then all at once like their chained together they move up the little incline to the transient campsites. If there is space available they all back in adjacent sites, again all at once as if in some strange choreographed RV ballet.

Once the parking parade is over they all come piling out, it’s like the clown act at the circus, they just keep spilling out of the tiny RV’s. Whole extended families are somehow cohabitating on the roads of America in these tiny vehicles. They all start buzzing about with the occupants of the other circus wagons, excitedly they are all speaking at once, I guess reminiscing about the days adventures! Its hard to tell because they don’t converse in English.

These merry bands of travelers are Asian. I’m being “the ugly American” here but from my vantage point I can’t tell what nationality they are, just that they are from the far east. After a while the arrival chatter settles down and they pile back inside their RVs for the evening meal, In the evening the men will get together in twos and threes, probably taking about road conditions, routes and the next days activities, the same as any group traveling together would do

Strangely, you don’t see the kids or women after dark, they’ve either watched too much American TV about murder and mayhem or (Here comes the ugly American again) the mothers are making sure the future doctors and rocket scientists are studying their calculus and physics.

The next morning in another flurry of activity the little caravan of rental RV’s all leave their campsites simultaneously and in a flash they’ve gone down the road together on the next leg of their discover America tour!

In our travels we meet families from all over; a lot seem to come from Australia and New Zealand. They fly over here and follow a ridged vacation schedule that they researched and planned for months before their arrival. I tend to think our oriental RV brethren also come from overseas, Millie says they could be from San Francisco or Los Angeles. We’ll never know, as long as we are on opposite sides of the fence, Kum Ba Yah!

My brush with Hollywood is as close as I care to get. In one of the Angelview thrift stores had a lot of the DVDs for sale with only had the title of the movie and in smaller lettering the words, For your consideration on the case. Someone who is a voting member of the actor’s guild must have donated the movies that were sent to them for Oscar awards consideration. I didn’t see anything that was worth watching, most of the time nowadays that’s the way it is when I research the shows playing in theaters.

The bus is on the move again, decided to leave the mountains a day early because of another component failure. I am having the needed parts sent to our Las Vegas Destination. Crossing Death Valley this moring.

PS: Will write about Yosemite National Park in a separate posting.

PSS: This “Much ado about nothing” post is unedited nor screened by Millie. Please forgive the typo’s, insults, social incorrectness, its all about the humor folks!

See you down the road!